Hi! David Meade here. You might have heard news of a theorist who is predicting the world will end in 2017. By coincidence, this chaps name is David Meade, and as you might imagine it's lead to a lot of confusion. In fact, my team have been receiving hundreds of enquiries from all over the world asking if we should all sell up and party till the end like it's 1999. Even newspapers all over the world have linked to my site, used my picture, and linked me incorrectly to this story.
For clarity, I have no connection to the story other than sharing a name with the other David Meade. I'm so certain of this, that I'm pleased to offer a 1000% refund value on tickets sold for my brand new tour in the event of an apocalypse. Please retain original receipt for redemption.